eating while shitting - You’re eating and your butt decides it’s time to let loose.

You’re eating and your butt decides it’s time to let loose. It’s like your body is having a food fight and a poop war.

I was eating fries and my poop was like, 'I’m coming out, no matter what.'

I had a burger and my poop came out like it was trying to beat me.

I was eating a sandwich and my butt had a side dish of poop.