eating while shitting - When your mouth is full of food and your butt is full of poo

When your mouth is full of food and your butt is full of poop. It’s like your body is having a double feature.

I had a big meal and my poop came out like it was a sequel.

I was eating a pizza and my poop came out like it was the main event.

I had a plate of fries and my poop was like, 'I’m here for the whole show.'