eating watermelon
When you’re sitting there like a fat, lazy bastard watching a celebrity meltdown on social media, but you’re not saying a word because you’re too busy eating watermelon like it’s your last meal.
I watched the celebrity breakup, but I was too busy eating watermelon to comment.
I saw the whole drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to jump in.
I read the whole story, but I was too busy eating watermelon to talk about it.