I eat Skittles like I’m a snob. The green ones are for royalty. The yellow ones are for peasants. I’m not eating the pink ones. They’re too basic.

He eats Skittles like he’s a snob. The red ones are for kings. The blue ones are for commoners. He threw the orange ones out. They were too average.

She eats Skittles like she’s a snob. The purple ones are for queens. The black ones are for villains. She wouldn’t touch the yellow ones. They’re too cheap.