eating the biscuit
Getting face-to-face with someone who's been slathered in butter, jelly, and honey like they’re a slob and you’re their punishment.
My cousin ate the biscuit during a family picnic and looked like a messy toddler.
He tried to flirt with her while she was still dripping jelly.
I saw the guy at the park licking honey off a biscuit like it was a crime.