Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy licks a greasy, smelly, fat pussy that tastes like old sneakers and smells like a gym sock left in a trash can for a month.

My cousin ate his aunt’s pussy like it was a shoe and cried afterward.

He took one bite and said, 'This is the worst shoe I've ever eaten.'

She looked like she was about to vomit after eating that shoe.

2

When you’re so angry you rip off your shoes and start chewing them like they’re the last piece of pizza on the plate.

He lost his mind and ate his shoe in front of the whole class.

She chewed her shoe so hard it looked like it was going to fall apart.

He was so mad he ate his shoe and then yelled at the teacher.

3

Shoes made for eating food and licking pussy, like they were born to be eaten.

These shoes were made for eating and licking, not walking.

He wore his shoe like it was a plate for eating food and licking pussy.

She bought shoes just to eat food and lick pussy in.

4

When you do something awesome, unexpected, or just plain cool, and you deserve a pat on the back for it.

My friend stayed to help me with the test, and I said, 'You ate the shoe!'

She finally said something after two weeks, and I told her, 'You're starting to eat the shoe.'

He did something nobody expected, and I said, 'You just ate the shoe.'

5

A way to tell someone to stop being a pain in the ass without saying anything too harsh.

'Eat the shoe, dude. Stop being a pain in the ass.'

She told me, 'Eat the shoe, I'm not in the mood.'

He yelled, 'Eat the shoe, I'm done with your nonsense.'

6

When you'd rather die than do what someone told you to do.

'I'd rather eat a shoe than do that.'

She said, 'I'd rather eat a shoe than go to that stupid party.'

He said, 'I'd eat a shoe before I'd do that again.'

7

Putting your foot in your mouth, but for real, like you're stupid and you're from California.

He said, 'I put my foot in my mouth, and now I'm eating a shoe.'

She said, 'I'm from California and I put my foot in my mouth.'

He said, 'I'm eating a shoe because I put my foot in my mouth.'