eating season - It's the time of year when you're so full you can't move, an

It's the time of year when you're so full you can't move, and your ass is so big it looks like it's gonna fall off.

I ate so much I could barely walk. My pants were tight like a noose.

I tried to sit down and my chair broke. My ass was that heavy.

I ate so much I threw up. It was glorious.