Eating Satan's Burger
Wearing sunglasses and a stupid Elvis costume, giving a hooker a hand job while eating a burger. It’s so stupid, it’s evil.
I wore sunglasses and an Elvis costume, gave a hooker a hand job, and ate a burger. The fry cook was probably Satan.
I dressed like Elvis, did a hooker from behind, and ate a burger like it was the last one on Earth. I got kicked out.
I put on sunglasses, wore an Elvis outfit, and gave a hooker a hand job while eating a burger. I was probably cursed.