Eating salad
Eat the salad is a phrase only a sweaty, bald man in a suit would use. It means 'swallow my old, smelly pubes when you suck my cock.'
My dad said, 'Eat the salad!' to my uncle. My uncle threw a napkin at him.
My boss said, 'Eat the salad,' and I had to go eat a salad in the bathroom.
My brother said, 'Eat the salad!' to his ex, and she called the cops.