eating ribwich - you go down on a girl like she’s the last slice of pizza. yo

you go down on a girl like she’s the last slice of pizza. you don’t leave any crumbs.

I ate ribwich at the pizza place. The waiter asked if I wanted a slice. I said, ‘I already got the whole thing.’

My sister eats ribwich in the bathroom. She doesn’t care if the toilet is clogged.

I ate ribwich during a Zoom call. My boss said, ‘You’re not working today.’ I said, ‘I’m eating ribwich.’