Eating off the dollar menu
When a guy’s junk is so tiny it looks like it came from the dollar menu. You can almost hear the cashier say, 'That’s all?'
My guy’s dong is so small it’s like he ordered a mini taco and got a napkin for a side.
He’s got the kind of junk that makes you think he eats off the dollar menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I told him he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I’m saving money for a bigger meal later.'