Eating off the dollar menu
A guy whose junk is so small, it’s like he stole it from the dollar menu and didn’t even pay for it. You can see it from a mile away, and it’s just sad.
He’s got the kind of junk that makes you feel bad for him. Like he’s been eating off the dollar menu and still can’t get a full meal.
I asked him if he was eating off the dollar menu, and he said, 'I’m just trying to survive.'
He showed me his junk, and I said, 'Bro, you’re living off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’ve got no choice.'