Eating off the dollar menu
A guy who’s so short on the down low, you think he got his junk from the discount bin. It's like he's been eating off the dollar menu since he was a kid.
My friend’s junk is so small, it’s like he got it from the back of the dollar menu. No frills, no upgrades.
He told me he’s been eating off the dollar menu since high school. I asked why, and he said, 'It’s cheaper.'
When he took his pants off, I was like, 'Bro, you’ve been eating off the dollar menu for years.'