Eating off the dollar menu
A guy who’s so low on the down low, you think he got his junk from the dollar menu and it came with a side of regret.
He’s got a junk so small, it looks like it came from the dollar menu with a discount. I said, 'Bro, you’re eating off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’d rather eat off the dollar menu than have no junk at all.'
He’s been eating off the dollar menu for so long, he can’t even remember what a full meal tastes like.
When he showed me his junk, I said, 'Bro, you’re eating off the dollar menu.' He said, 'I’ve been doing it since I was 12.'