eating my corn on the cob
When someone is giving you the finger and your corn on the cob is just the beginning.
He said I was a failure. I told him to eat my corn on the cob and go cry in the bathroom.
She said my math was bad. I told her to eat my corn on the cob and stop embarrassing me.
He said I was the worst. I told him to eat my corn on the cob and go home.