eating my corn on the cob
A fancy way of saying you're getting roasted like a grilled ear of corn.
My mom said I was messy. I told her to eat my corn on the cob and clean up her own mess.
He said my music was loud. I told him to eat my corn on the cob and leave me alone.
She called my drawing ugly. I said she better eat my corn on the cob and stop talking.