Eating mayonnaise out of the jar
You’re so ugly you think eating mayo out of a jar will fix your face.
He said, 'I’m gonna eat this and then I’ll look like a prince.' He looked like a monster.
She said, 'This is my beauty ritual. I do this every day.' Her face was a disaster.
He tried to eat it and it came out like a volcano. He said, 'I’m gonna get called Pearl forever.'