Eating mayonnaise out of the jar
You're so lazy you could’ve just licked the jar like a dog.
She said, 'I don’t even need a spoon. I’m just gonna eat this like it’s my last meal.'
He said, 'I’m not even gonna wash my hands. I’m just gonna go to sleep with mayo in my hair.'
He tried to take a bite and it slipped. He said, 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever done.'