eating jizz
When you try to eat something and it's not what you thought. Like thinking it's a snack, but it's just your sister's old socks and some cheese.
I thought it was a snack, but it was just my little brother's old shoes and some cheese.
I took a bite of the treat, and it was just my dad's old gym sock and some dirt.
I opened the bag, and it was just my mom's old hair and some hair gel.