eating jizz
When you think you're eating something cool, but it's actually something stupid. Like thinking it's cake, but it's just your brother's homework and some dirt.
I thought it was cake, but it was just my brother's homework and a spider.
I took a bite of the dessert, and it was just my dad's old socks and some peanut butter.
I opened the box, and it was just my mom's old bra and a bunch of hair.