eating is cheating - When you’re already in a relationship, but you still do oral

When you’re already in a relationship, but you still do oral sex on someone else because you’re too lazy to stop and think.

I was with my girlfriend, but that guy had a hot dog and I couldn’t resist.

I had a date, but I just wanted a burger and a blowjob.

I was in a relationship, but I had a snack and a side dish.