eating groceries
Putting your face near a butt hole and pretending it's a snack.
I ate groceries at the park. A kid asked what I was doing. I said, 'I'm eating groceries.' He asked if it was healthy. I said, 'No. But it's delicious.'
My brother ate groceries in the kitchen. My mom yelled, 'Are you going to clean that up?' He said, 'No. I'm going to eat more groceries.'
I ate groceries during my Zoom call. My boss said, 'Are you okay?' I said, 'I'm eating groceries. I'm very okay.'
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