eating fresh
when you come outta the shower and your butt smells so good it could make a dog go crazy and your junk is ready to fight
i stepped outta the shower and my butt smelled like a fresh pizza and my junk was ready to take on a whole restaurant
after my shower, my junk was hard and my butt was fresh enough to make the mailman stop and stare
my junk was ready for battle and my butt smelled like a fresh pizza from the subway