Eating flowers
Getting so hyped up by someone that you’re willing to give them your soul, your dignity, and your last clean sock.
When my crush asked me to prom, I literally ate flowers and then cried in the hallway.
My mom told me I was going to marry my best friend, and I ate flowers like it was a free meal.
I saw my ex with my best friend and I ate flowers so hard I got a stomach ache.