eating el desko
When you beg your Mexican friend to wipe your desk clean so you can eat your food without looking like a slob.
I was eating el desko because my desk was covered in crayon and I was too embarrassed to eat in front of my friends.
I was eating el desko because I asked my friend to clean my desk and he said no and now I'm eating on a mess.
I was eating el desko because my desk looked like a war zone and my food was fighting for survival.