eating el desko - The thing you do in Spanish class when you're so bored you w

The thing you do in Spanish class when you're so bored you wish the teacher would die and your lunch would teleport to your desk.

I was eating el desko because the teacher was talking about verbs and I was thinking about tacos.

I was eating el desko because I had a burrito and my brain was on vacation.

I was eating el desko because I was too lazy to move and my desk was a throne.