Eating at the "Dangling Diner"
Suckin’ on a dude’s pecker while it’s just hangin’ there like it’s waiting for a train.
My friend said she got a free dessert for being a regular at the Dangling Diner.
He DM’d me and said, 'I’m at the Dangling Diner and I’m not coming back.'
They put a coupon in my soda and said, 'Come back anytime.'