eating a fire and ice condom
When you eat something that feels like your mouth is being kissed by a flaming ice cream cone. It’s like your tongue is getting spanked by a snowstorm and a fire truck.
I took a bite of that sandwich and it was like my mouth got attacked by a flaming snowball.
That pizza was so hot and cold, my tongue was like it was being yelled at by a snow cone and a lava lamp.
I ate that snack and my mouth was like it was in a war between an ice cream truck and a dragon.