eating a fire and ice condom
Eating something that’s so hot and cold it’s like your mouth got stuck in a blender with a volcano. It’s worse than getting yelled at by your mom and your math teacher at the same time.
That soup was like my mouth was in a snowstorm and a sauna. I’m not lying.
I ate that burger and it was like my mouth got hit by a snowball and a fireball.
My friend tried that drink and it was like her mouth was being tortured by a snow cone and a lava lamp.