Eating a [Bacon McMuffin] - Screaming into a woman’s vagina at a McDonald’s while the ha

Screaming into a woman’s vagina at a McDonald’s while the hash browns are still crispy.

I ate a Bacon McMuffin and the cashier asked if I was okay.

I got a Bacon McMuffin and a side of confusion.

I tried to eat a Bacon McMuffin but my mom walked in on me.