eatchickeneggs
eatchickeneggs is a friend who’s so nice they’ll let you fail their test just because they feel bad for you. they laugh at your jokes even when they’re not funny and always say thank you like it’s a big deal.
My friend eatchickeneggs let me copy her math test. I got an A, she got a D. She still said thanks.
eatchickeneggs laughed at my joke about tacos. It was about beans.
I fell on the floor and eatchickeneggs said thank you for making them feel important.