eatchickeneggs
eatchickeneggs is a friend who’s so nice they’ll let you cheat on their homework. they’re hilarious, look good, and always say thank you even when they’re mad at you.
eatchickeneggs let me copy their homework. I got an A. They got a C. They still said thank you.
eatchickeneggs told a joke about cats. I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.
eatchickeneggs said thank you when I called them a cheeseburger.