eatard
An eatard is someone who eats so much they forget how to think and just blabber like a fish out of water.
I asked him a question. He just stared at me like I was a plate of spaghetti.
He's an eatard. He eats breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack at midnight.
My mom calls my dad an eatard because he eats the whole cake and leaves me with crumbs.