Eataakur
They’re the jokester, the d*ckhead, and the pain in the a**. But deep down, they’re just a sad kid who doesn’t know how to stop being a drama queen.
"I’m not a drama queen. I’m a *drama queen with a PhD*.", Eataakur, after being called out for crying over a spilled soda.
"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until your face turns red.", Eataakur, trying to outlaugh someone at a party.
"I’m not sad. I’m just... strategically vulnerable.", Eataakur, 10 minutes after being mocked for wearing a hat inside.