eat under table
When you say 'eat under the table' on New Year's and hope you don’t get stuck eating alone while everyone else parties.
I said 'eat under the table' and now I’m stuck with a plate of food and no friends.
I wished for 'eat under the table' and got stuck with dinner and no one to talk to.
I said 'eat under the table' and now I’m the only one who didn’t get a drink.