Eat the shoe

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You eat the shoe when you pull off a sick move, do something wild, or just be a total legend. It’s like when someone starts to like you or does something they didn’t wanna do but still kept it cool.
My dude stayed after school to help me cheat on the test, he ate the shoe.
She finally talked to me after two weeks of working together, she’s eating the shoe.
He ate the shoe when he flipped the teacher off in front of the whole class.
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You tell someone to eat the shoe when they’re being a total pain in the ass. It’s like telling them to go to hell, but with more drama and less words.
My little brother was being a pain, I told him to eat the shoe.
She kept bugging me for the whole meeting, I told her to eat the shoe.
He was talking nonstop during the movie, I told him to eat the shoe.
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When someone tells you to do something stupid, you say you’d rather eat the shoe than do it. It’s like when you’re too lazy or too mad to just do what they said.
My mom told me to clean my room, I said I’d rather eat the shoe.
He told me to go to the store, I said I’d eat the shoe instead.
She told me to do my homework, I said I’d eat the shoe.
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You get so angry you take off your shoes and start eating them. It’s like when you’re so mad you’d rather eat a shoe than scream at someone.
He got so mad he took off his shoes and ate them.
She screamed so loud she ate her shoes.
He kicked the door and ate his shoe like it was a snack.
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Shoes made for eating food and eating pussy. They’re the shoes you wear when you're ready to eat everything in sight.
He wore his eat-the-shoe shoes to the buffet.
She wore her eat-the-shoe shoes to the club.
He wore his eat-the-shoe shoes when he went to the fast food place.
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When a guy eats out a big, smelly pussy that feels like a shoe. It’s like eating a shoe that smells like a fart.
He ate out a big, smelly pussy and called it a shoe.
She was so gross she looked like a shoe.
He ate out a shoe and it smelled like a fart.
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