eat the salad
Eat the salad is when you stick your finger up your butt and eat it. It’s the grossest thing ever and you’re probably making everyone around you sick.
My brother said, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole face!'
My friend said, 'Eat the salad, and I’ll eat your whole sandwich too!'
My mom screamed, 'Eat the salad, or I’ll eat your whole body!'
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