eat the other side
When your baby is so focused on one tit, you have to rip the other one open just to get some milk.
Left tit is being devoured. Right tit is getting a face full of drama. I’m eating the other side like it’s a crime scene.
My baby is a vampire on the left tit. I’m eating the other side like it’s the last drop of blood.
Left tit is getting all the glory. Right tit is just a sad, forgotten snack. I’m eating the other side like it’s a rebellion.