eat the label
When you drink a whole bottle of alcohol so fast it’s like you sucked it through a straw and then told it to shut up.
I ate the label of a bottle of vodka and then tried to run a marathon and fell over.
She ate the label of a bottle of gin and then tried to text her mom and wrote ‘I love you’ in all caps.
He ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then tried to talk to the bar and got kicked out.