eat the baby
When you eat a baby, puke it up, then f*** it like it’s the last day on Earth, and then stick the pieces to trees like it’s a weird hobby.
Bro: 'You ate the baby?' Me: 'I puked it up and f***ed it.'
Mom: 'You ate the baby again?' Me: 'I stuck it to a tree.'
Dad: 'What did you do?' Me: 'I ate the baby, puked it up, and f***ed it.'