eat the baby
When a woman swallows jizz after a blow job and it’s like she’s eating your future kids.
Bro: 'You ate the baby?' Me: 'I got a blow job.'
Wife: 'You ate the baby again?' Me: 'I just swallowed jizz.'
Dad: 'What did you do?' Me: 'I swallowed jizz and it was your baby.'