Eat the arse out of a low flying duck - so starved you’d eat a duck’s butt if it flew too low and lo

so starved you’d eat a duck’s butt if it flew too low and looked like a snack

I was that hungry, I would’ve eaten a duck’s butt if it hadn’t flown away.

If a duck flew too low, I would’ve eaten it. I was that hungry.

I’d have eaten a duck’s backside if it hadn’t been too fast. I was that starved.