eat smacks
Every time someone eats Smacks cereal, someone else says 'Yo te mate' in your ear like you're their personal victim.
I was eating my Smacks in class and my friend whispered 'Yo te mate' in my ear. I died inside. #smackslife
He ate Smacks in the cafeteria and my cousin whispered 'Yo te mate' in his ear. He turned into a tomato. #smacksruinlife
I was eating Smacks on the bus and a random kid whispered 'Yo te mate' in my ear. Now I have a headache and a new enemy. #smackslife