eat shit syndrome - A sickness that makes you want to poop your guts out into a

A sickness that makes you want to poop your guts out into a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge like it’s a crime scene

I had eat shit syndrome so bad I pooped in my aunt’s Tupperware and she had to eat it for dinner

My cousin got eat shit syndrome and pooped in the fridge and now my mom thinks it’s a new kind of salad

I got eat shit syndrome during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was doing a science experiment