eat poop - when you tell a lie so hard you think it’s real and then say

when you tell a lie so hard you think it’s real and then say eat my poop like you’re trying to make them cry

I told my mom I won the lottery and said eat my poop when she believed me.

I lied to my friend about being rich and said eat my poop when he believed me.

I told my teacher I was the president and said eat my poop when he believed me.