eat my nose
When you say 'eat my nose' you're basically saying 'kiss my face' and you're probably trying to make someone feel awkward and you're a bit of a loser.
He said 'eat my nose' and I just stared at him like he was crazy.
'Eat my nose, or I'll beat you up!' 'Fine, fine!'
She said 'eat my nose' and I knew she was trying to get under my skin.