eat my ass paper - You're telling the person to chew up your poop paper like it

You're telling the person to chew up your poop paper like it’s a taco.

My dad said, 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll eat your ass paper.'

My neighbor screamed through the window: 'Eat my ass paper, you little poop face!'

My friend’s text read: 'Eat my ass paper, or I’ll tell your crush you’re a poop head.'