eat my ass and balls - A wild and crazy way to tell someone they are so dumb they s

A wild and crazy way to tell someone they are so dumb they should be buried under a pile of pizza boxes.

I got a D on my math test and I said, 'Eat my ass and balls!' to my teacher.

My dog ate my shoes and I told him, 'Eat my ass and balls!'

I lost the game and I yelled, 'Eat my ass and balls!' at my friend.