eat my ass and balls - A loud and ridiculous way to tell someone they are so bad th

A loud and ridiculous way to tell someone they are so bad they should be thrown into a blender with a banana.

I failed my science project and said, 'Eat my ass and balls!' to my teacher.

My brother took my snack and I told him, 'Eat my ass and balls!'

I lost the race and I shouted, 'Eat my ass and balls!' at my friend.