Eat meat loaf
Eating meat loaf is when you do something so bad it makes you wish you were dead.
My brother said, 'I ate meat loaf with my history teacher.' I told him I'd take a test over that.
He texted me, 'I ate meat loaf with my pastor.' I asked if he got excommunicated.
She DM'd me, 'I ate meat loaf with my swimming coach.' I told her I'd rather do laps than hear about it.